Monday, November 29, 2010

Renewing Driving Licence

[FIC] Héautontimorouménos Chapitre 3 / 8 (Paris, Lame-Tempète x Florida, NC-17)

Title: Héautontimoroumenos
Author: [info] berylia
Fandom: Farias
Rating: NC-17 Warnings
: From ass, ass, the ass and Mpreg
Summary: Where are hunted on horseback and there is many other things, always on horseback ... Bla-bla
author : I loved writing this chapter, and especially this acrobatic sex scene ... Really I liked this fic.

I shall strike you without anger / And like a butcher without hate ...

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Allergic Reaction To Stainless Cleaners

[FIC] Héautontimorouménos Chapitre 2 / 8 (Paris, Lame-Tempète x Florida, NC-17)

Title: Héautontimoroumenos
Author: [info] berylia
Fandom: Farias
Rating: NC-17 Warnings
: From ass, ass, the ass and Mpreg and Dubcon, but hey it's the pairing that wants it.
Summary: Where did things Floridas and Blade-storm punishes ... Bla-bla
author : One of the things I love with this couple is that they are the opposite of what I normally do, here no cute, no happily ever after, they are doomed to destruction and hate and at the same time in love with a force so great that if the gods were not filthy% con £ ards they give them their happy ending. I really loved writing this fic and I'm happy to share it with you.

Oh and since I forgot to give you most want to go read this fic and especially the short story collection that goes with ...



Go now, good reading ...

your dear sobs resound / Like a drum beating the charge ...

How To Adjust Your Snowmobile Suspension

[FIC] Héautontimorouménos Chapitre 1 / 8 (Paris, Lame-Tempète x Florida, NC-17)

Title: Héautontimoroumenos
Author: [info] berylia
Fandom: Farias
Rating: NC-17 Warnings
: From ass, ass, the ass and Mpreg
Abstract: The blood of Vandaar only reinforced that of aquatic elves. He needed a strong and proud Elf to give him a son Vandaar. Bla-bla
author : A fictional world created by [info] fantomefumee for his novels published in our beautiful studio / fanzine [info] niddheg .
And yes, I'm back to my first love and I did Mpreg, but do not run away while running, I swear it works well and even [info] yukian who likes it has not enjoyed the fiction ...
I repost here the first chapter that is in the fanzine Farias so that everything is clearer.

For neophytes who have not bought and read the wonderful fanzine what Outcasts quickly explain this work full of cruelty, violence, dysfunctional relationships, sadness and cul.Floridas Elf is a prince, a prince but a bastard prince, however, and devoted to his kingdom and his brother King. Blade-Storm is a general Vandaar, a Lord of Heaven, a great gentleman blue. Elves and Vandaars hate each other and are the result of that unfortunate war which pro quo where the elves were slaves Vandaars and eventually break free and farting face before locking them up for millennia ... So Lame-Florida Storm and despise. Problem, they are bound by a pact of blood and injury that happens to one happens to the other and of course if one dies the other also dies. They are not willing or forced to be aware of one another and saw-blade Tempest really bored they tend to consider the Elf as his personal sex toy ... Cue in angst and love that will never admitted out loud. Frankly
history Farias is a killer, do not hesitate to buy it and read it!

short, all that to say, here, finally available on the net my fic on this pairing River.
that, I hope you enjoy reading.

My desire to inflated expectations / On your salt tears swim ...

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Old Show Pram For Sale

Naughty boys and girls!

It's Christmas and the spirit of sharing and love that characterized this season as sahez [info] kinkenstock began its new round.

You have until Dec. 13 to give quick on the pairings that you want and you can do this even if you do not participate!

So what do you expect, give quick and maybe get you any fics that you will blush with pleasure.

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Female Speeches From Movies

Holy Crack on a cracker!

You know you're a bad girl when instead of:
complete your newsletters / store home / dishwasher / washing laundry / cook / go to market / Write your Christmas fic / writing after The Dark Knight / cut your scenar BD / organize your outings to the opera / win the Nobel Peace ...
tu
watch all episodes of White Collar + + lazy in bed reading all the fics White Collar that are brought to your lily + fics in bed with Rampa ...

But you know you are really lost when: You fall in love
a couple so not only possible side By Ivan and Iruka and Kakashi and guns are ...

I fell in love with Neal Caffrey (the gorgeous, incredibly beautiful, with eyes of unicorns White Collar Heroes with / doing ass with / smiling / seductive / is being seduced by / Amount plans with Dean Winchester (Supernatural hero ironing my special series, yes!). A couple
crossover ... I ... I ... I'M IN LOVE TOO !!!!!!!!!! It's horrible I can not think of anything else!

But fortunately for me and proof that the internet is good and they are meant for each other: there is an LJ community about them! [info] dealtwice

So there are only five fics that are run in a duel but for now I'll spend all hours of day and night to convert the world to this wonderful pairing! The result therefore

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Panasonic Sdr-s7 Driver

[FIC] From Wyoming With Love (True Blood, Pam / OC, PG-13) Partie 2 / 2

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Frankly, she was fed up to spend his nights so bad. In any case it would not start from this hole before he managed to spend a whole night naked and especially one with Sam Anyway, all these thoughts were not going to make it faster to enter the dwelling-Cromp Barrett s 'stretched before her in all her splendor pseudo colonial as if she did not see enough of like that Triffouillis-sur-Nowhere, Louisiana.
The moon had risen recently and the night promised to be lengthy.
Alas, the house was not open alone. She jumped effortlessly to the first floor and then climbed to second in which stood the little window where the light came.
- Psst ...
Like every time the girl turned and looked out the window, without even thinking for a moment the fact that she was on the second floor. She caught his eye the first time and felt the glamorous dive into it immediately.
- Open up the window and invite me.
Ah, if only all problems could be solved with a little bit of glamor ...
-Please, enter.
stupid and docile as a lamb, just as she loved the youth ... Why the hell Eric had thought it would be a good idea to keep him this cocktail of hormones and what was Jessica problems?
She cast a glance at the room pink and virginal beloved daughter of the house. No doubt that in seeking a little drawer in her father discovers the shocking but it was not there to search the bedroom of a teenager, she was a necromancer to neutralize and faster than that.
- Sit down.
Dad had done a good job, he had erected a beautiful green plant who knew sit as needed.
- What's your name?
- Jacqueline, ma'am.
Jacqueline? Well, Mom and Dad had ambition!
- Jacqueline, is that your father is at home?
- No, madam, his car is not there.
First good news of the evening.
- It takes a lot these days?
- Yes ma'am, he works at night. Pam
let his fingers trail across the hairdresser continuing to walk in the room while the little girl followed her gaze.
- before And where does he spend his evenings.
- In his office.
- The whole evening?
- Yes, ma'am, and when he retired for the night no one was allowed to disturb him. I got scolded once.
- Nobody? Just
-Lily, Madame.
-Lily?
The blonde pouted contempt.
- The housekeeper. Cindy says it's dad's mistress. But this is false because it is too vulgar. Tiffany said it was the illegitimate daughter of dad but frankly it shows that this is wrong because it is ugly and stupid.
- I do not care.
- Excuse me madam.
- And where is Dad's office?
- On the ground floor right of the room to eat.
Pam smiled.
- Who's at home right now, Jacqueline?
- There's me and normally there should be but Jose is with his sister who is ill because he knows that right now dad is not home to see that it does not work. Lily is out. She goes out every night when Dad is not there to watch it, I'm also sure she bites the silver because there are knives that have disappeared.
-You have a boyfriend, Jacqueline?
- Yes ma'am, Billy.
- You'll call Billy and tell him to rendezvous in a motel and then you're gonna go out there and I'm sure you'll find something to do.
- But Dad does not want me to see Billy. He said that India will never come to anything and will always be poor and smelly.
Well-Billy and Jacqueline tone you you're like Romeo and Juliet and so you have to go find him.
- Oh yes, we're like Romeo and Juliet commit suicide but we are not as stupid ...
Jacqueline took her phone.
- Hello Billy ...
Pam left the room and went down quietly on the ground floor where she was found on the desktop. Now things would get complicated. Obviously, the entrance to the necromancer's workshop was here, he only had more than find exactly where and how to access them.
None of the walls did not sound hollow, against the floor under the desk was replaced by a trapdoor hidden under a Persian rug clearly too good for ugly decor and nouveau riche than Mr. Cromp-Barrett.
She descended the steps slowly, trying to avoid potential pitfalls ...
Obviously Dick was a practitioner too confident, he had left no trap to protect his knowledge and artifacts ... Certainly humans should learn a bit about vampires, paranoia was still justified, it had always had the evidence. The room did not feel
absolutely nothing, not even the land where the pieces of carrion that lay there. That reminded him of lovely things, if good old Dick could be the murders which would facilitate this divine life.
Well, until miraculously fall on barrels filled with blood, she still had to find what she was looking for. She pushed
jars full of things she would not even contemplate, she withdrew a black cloth on a mirror, which began to bleed and cry, she hastened to put the shroud in place. Finally she came upon an old manuscript codices written in Cyrillic. Bingo! Sam was quietly
now rummaging through the engine of the Chevy small when finally arrived at its height.
- So what do you bring back? Pam
brandishes his ancient manuscript as a trophy.
- A search warrant from a vampire who has three times my age.

xxx

- Remind me, what's the plan?
- You enter, you master the French maid, one enters rooms to the Sgt, neutralized Dick necromancer and you can bathe in glory. A child's play.
- What if the vampire millennium is sent against us by the necromancer?
- be notified. Sat
shook his head laughing.
- God forbid that I should come to the aid of other vampiric beauties in the future.
- You do not have to worry how my beautiful, there is no other like me, either for beauty or the uncanny ability to consistently put in danger.
Sam grabbed by the neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Sometimes decidedly does not breathe was very useful, especially when it came to lick his face, rubbing one to another, one of his favorite activities ever since.
- For the Glory easy! The mechanic said, pointing to the front teeth begin to undress and change form.
Pam drove the happy thoughts that the kiss had aroused and prepared to defend its hard-skin in a totally unequal battle and it had a significant risk but if it prevailed ... If it prevailed Eric would be forced to buy these adorable shoes with peacock feathers that had done so much to look on the internet. For such a crappy loot it would cover the feathers of peacocks!
She opened the gate of a creaking sound more mournful and went to the mansion where cobwebs had been carefully placed back on the bell. She took pleasure in the defeat by ringing jingling merrily despite the worrying metal.
- Want? Decidedly
this disguise was still as awful as what are the time and day.
not matter, now that the battle begin!
-I like to see Sgt.
The doll of flesh opened his mouth, Pam took her chin and peered into his.
Trying to put a human on a glamorous already owned by another vampire was like trying to go up a river against the current, tedious, boring, repetitive, exhausting, but possible, after all the salmon did every day and it was incredibly smarter and sexier than most salmon, especially since it was those little fat things.
Fortunately for her it was a moment that Serg had placed his imprint, and it appears that he did not recently been updated.
The thing lasted only a few seconds but she now had a thirst for hell and that was just the beginning.
- The master receives only on Saturdays.
Pam posted its mine the most vexed and began to parley her while she imparted directly into the brain will now malleable the maid.
- I'll be back!
She turned and repassed the gate marking the boundary of the property, she started the car and began to make a U-turn, came to the road she started along a trail little more than a goat trail.
Under his orders the maid was waiting at the door. Pam spent the first and when she found that nothing happened Sat leaped from his perch and joined her on the mainland.
- Where is Sgt?
- He is in his workshop with the apprentice, ma'am.
- How many doors are there in the workshop?
- One of my knowledge, ma'am.
- Is the apprentice drinks when he is there?
- Yes madam.
- It is you who is the glass?
- Yes.
They were lucky.
- Well that's what you gonna do ...

xxx

The mansion was also the kitsch inside and outside, which had the advantage for residents to countless events for any assailant as a thousand ornaments were missing in bad taste any time to fall when they glided quietly up the den of Sgt.
Pam handed Peggy the maid bottle of sleeping pills and gave him instructions. Then came the wait. Pam did spend thinking about everything she did to Sam when she had finally resolved the whole matter. Decidedly she really spent too much time to Nowhere, Louisiana if a simple mechanic werewolf she awoke in such impulses. It was like saying fuck it big time. She was short and it started to show. No, because even if Trouperdu, Louisiana was far from the sea it was nonetheless the capital of tuna, and when at something else presented itself it was of course Eric has precedence. And she hated to have the crumbs of others. That and she had known enough not to Sigmund want to share with Eric. She had drawn a line under this affair is very early in the history of their little vampire family.
- He fell asleep, ma'am. They entered silently
in the cave which formed the basement of the mansion. The white stone and ice out of sight gave the impression of going straight into a trap and Pam shook a little more teeth. The workshop illuminated by large chandeliers appeared finally winding down the hall. Dick Barrett-
Cromp slept the sleep of the unjust in one of the armchairs. As for Sgt he was still as a marble statue. Dick had shown intelligent and had thought to make up for its failures of human retaining the hold he had on Sgt across an amulet that she did not need sleep. It remained only to find it, destroy it and the case was closed.
She passed her hand into the neck polo scratched ... Nothing. She began to revise his pockets with a touch of boredom, why must therefore make such tasks. No amulet in his pocket. She tore the news and looked at his arm. Ah!
The amulet was there, a thin leather band around his biceps in the middle with a kind of reliquary. She held out her hand to destroy the jewel. The grunt
Sam was his only warning. Still clinging to the shrine, it plunged to the side, carrying with her the amulet and the missing stabbing of Sgt. They were wrong. It does not look the necromancer recover from his fake sleep, his attention was on the vampire three times older than she had decided to send him back into nothingness Godric original. Dodging the new vampire attack, all the gods be praised, had lost his speed to be manipulated by a mere human, she took the time to break the amulet on a wall. Which of course had no effect since Dick reliever corpses was awake.
It remained for him to rely on Sam to get out of there ...
What was also compromised because the Beast was now also part of the equation. At least Eric Superman or not they were royally arrive suddenly died.
Well, she was not going to let her skin without selling dearly and one thing was sure Dick would take on the chin.
She threw away the knife again Serg, but this time she felt the bite of the money while a slash tore her pretty Chanel jacket. She left her shoes after the jump and tore her skirt to the right post.
First step, remove the vampire with his knife. Second step, fairly secure long to cut the throat of Dick. Third step, yet not be dead when Sgt regain his senses ... It looked as easy as it said it all ...
She jumped to the ceiling, hanging on the wall like a spider and found a glance the situation. Sam was only faced with the beast and tried to protect Peggy who had not even had the good sense to flee, worse than a cow ... If she managed to run in the corridors Peggy, run after her and the Beast Close door ... No chance that Sam is in agreement with this plan. The humans of that era had some strange notions chivalry in the head and Sam would not let her get eaten even if the maid servant was a human blood supply handy ...
She dodged the attack Sgt brutally stupid and tried to steal the knife of his hands ... Missed. It came down to earth and grabbed the first thing going on ... A bottle filled with formaldehyde, had they been outside, she could have run here but then ignite it might burn as much as Sgt and unlike him she does would rely not so easy. But she threw in the face and narrowly avoided the silver cord that had failed to secure him up. Dick got involved even though she was clearly in deep shit. She threw herself on
Dick as soon as she could as well say that humans do not even see happen. The Beast and cons by Serg had time to intercept. So the necromancer gave priority to the protection ... Now how is she took advantage of this information? Especially now that the two monsters were between them and humans
Bah ... if she did not improvise ... She grabbed the other bottles of formalin and worked to bombard Dick, it would be nice if his luck he n 'There was not even a shard of glass ... that hurt him was Sgt screen of his body while the Beast Sat amused face with the fur began to be dyed red. She jumped on the vampire in the wake of his last bottle of fetal something. She manages to wrest the knife but the blow that gave him the elder broke some ribs and sent him fit into the library, slightly puzzled for a few seconds. Sgt seconds took advantage to reach his level.
It did not escape without punishment from the rubble of the library. She knew immediately that she had lost the advantage, Serg was on her and she could not qu'esquiver with difficulty, dragging his feet on the wet ground, his right shoulder strangely refusing to obey quickly, it would have been more affected than she thought. It was time to try all for everything.
- Sam!
The panther looked up and gathered his forces. Pam moved into position, exhausting his last reserves to avoid the blows of the other vampire. She saw the corner of my eye the werewolf will pick up on itself and then throw all its forces on the Beast, she jumped on the side and jumped on Dick, she heard a loud noise behind her, but remained concentrated her nails went into the gorge that Dick did not even have time to look surprised before collapsing, then she turned and saw the beast who had managed to overthrow Sam and s preparing to tear her tender flesh of her throat. She threw herself on the matter, the crash, which did him absolutely nothing.
Okay, she was ill, she could no longer get up and over the beast was on it ... Ok, one last effort Sgt would wake up one minute to another ... She closed her hands around the muzzle skeletal but sprawled on the ground had never been better positioned to use its full strength and the thing was already freed and ...
Bones fell to the ground. She dropped her head on the stone floor wet.
Her hair, her makeup, her clothes, everything was ruined. Besides his shoes should be somewhere under the rubble of the cabinet.
- Pam, what a delightful surprise. Sgt
always had an accent to cut with a knife. On the other hand, it went very well with the decor transylvanesque. She stood up alone and Sgt pretended not to notice his difficulty ... sometimes the label Vampiric was quite a shambles and it was not against a hand to help him set up but it would have been showing weakness and she was there as an envoy of the Creator and therefore it should be noted only to talk as equals.
- Delighted to see you then, Sgt.
She smiled at him dusting his clothes.
- I suggest we go to the salon, very expensive.
- With pleasure. Sgt
left the scene first and she was finally able to take care of Sam who was limping. She knelt and ran his fingers through the fur wet. The Panther put his enormous head in the crook of his neck and sighed as she caressed her.
- The teacher asks you to please accept these humble present.
Peggy found a corner table still fairly clean and laid the clothes.
- Will you need my help? she asked, her face reflecting the emptiness between his ears.
- No thank you.
disappeared Peggy and Pam turned back to the werewolf.
- You prefer to stay where you want to get leopard to change?
's only response was the cat gently push the muzzle before declining and begin to transform. A huge wound bled slowly on his right thigh.
- You're gonna regenerate itself or you want help? Sat
snorted, sending her long long hair in his back.
- I'm not sure I really want to meet you regularly in my dreams ... I have spent some more time with you to decide.
Pam smiled.
- Fear not, you beg me to penetrate you your dreams.
- Nobody ever tells you that arrogance was a bad thing.
- Not arrogant, realistic baby
They were both naked now contemplate Serg what had brought them ... Really old vampires were all absentmindedly.
Sam struggled with the different layers of clothing until Pam to help her.
- You think the fact of having saved his life could give me the right to bandages and possibly stitches? Because I'm quickly regenerate it's been a bad dog.
- Undoubtedly.
Pam had not finished his sentence when Peggy came up with a first aid kit and motioned to the werewolf back of her skirt. The vampire took the opportunity to put the costume which Serg had seen fit to assign to it. She took the time to submit to a hair salon in agreement with its holding and removing the dust and blood on his face. She would have loved to have her makeup on she needed, but it was better than nothing.
- Ready dear?
Sam was a charming eighteenth maid, for she knew from experience that she was superb in his great French coat, even if it was the blood red of the dress was a bit exaggerated. They joined the show Sgt. He too had changed from his best clothes as a gentleman. The powdered wig he was still good and if There was the modern comforts of electricity lighting up the room she would have thought back to his castle centuries of Russian that.
- Very expensive.
He kissed his hand with all the grace and ease of true nobility.
- Sgt, let me introduce you Sat Sam, Sgt.
- Pleased to miss.
Pam sat down too fast on the couch and took out his handkerchief to his chest when coughing.
- you spit blood!
the werewolf's eyes were wide open. Pam smiled, wiping the corner of his mouth.
- My Darling is the only liquid that there in my body, of course that I spit blood.
- Can I offer you mine, Pam delicious? Sgt
stretched his arms, baring her wrist.
But she did not want the blood of Sgt. She felt like that of his sire, his blood warm and familiar, his hand through his hair, his voice telling her she had done, his smell that enveloped it wanted nothing as much as curl cons Eric and let him believe that everything was fine, they would stay there until the end of the world, she was finally free ...
- No thank you, Sgt, that's okay.
- Human blood So what?
She did not look at Sam and only shook his head. Anyway blood Peggy was too much like pig's blood to be truly appetizing.
- So ... how's synthetic era we live ... And you, lovely Sam, a hot meal you would enjoy it. The werewolf roars almost
assent. Peggy vanished. In
host Sgt waited more civilians they are fed before moving on to important matters.
- It is clear that whatever the mission for which you commissioned Eric, I'd be more than happy to accept it.
- my Creator and myself you are very grateful. What are you doing Dick?
- Oh, the poor will have an unfortunate hunting accident, unfortunately, luckily he died a hero and slay the beast that haunted the reserve. The body is not too damaged, I should succeed in passing all without major difficulties, even in daylight. Pam knew that Sgt
was deliberately mention the detail to show that he was not subject to the same laws that they, that he could act in the day, even if it was saved there was a thousand times more powerful vampiric politics ... it is valid at any time. Put two vampires in a room and they immediately begin to compare the size of their instruments ...
- Can I offer you hospitality for that day?
She did not need to turn your head to see what that felt
Sat - No, Serg, we will withdraw. I just have one last question. Crump-Barrett was working alone? Sgt
unveiled its canines.
- Of course not, let's see, he was more eager apprentices.
Pam sighed, nothing could ever be simple!
- And what she could do with the blood of two human beings? Sgt
frowned.
- Nothing, for cons with the blood of three human bones of a child and the skin of a young virgin she could play to call a creature of the most charming.
She had half a mind to indulge in hysterical laughter, but it would miss class so she just smiled and said:
- Why did not I think of that!

xxx

They woke John but frankly, Pam did not care, they left him no time ticks on their clothing and entered.
- The police came, Sam, Commissioner Trinkell was found drained of his blood.
- Well at least it should not come back here anytime soon. We left the car so far that this is not a problem.
Pam's eyes began to close alone, she needed to sleep and quickly.
- We need a safe place to sleep, John, there is still another necromancer to eliminate.
The shaman stared a long time Pam sprawled on the couch, finally provided the dress and the corset would permit.
- I have a cellar.
- Thanks, John. Pam
eyes and parted the old man away to avoid being caught by the glamor. She smiled, she had always loved instinctive fear it could provoke.
- No crappy shots, old man. If I had to disappear under your roof unfortunately my Creator knows it and find you would be a breeze for him. And you will wish that death carry you well in hell wants to escape it. The old shaman
straightened, his eyes flashed.
- I have one word, vampire and hast thou shalt be safe under my roof tonight!
Then curiosity won out.
- You have a telepathic link with your Creator?
Pam leaned back on the couch.
- No, just a laptop.

xxx

course all policemen in the region should be trying to get them, but that does not prevent them returning to Jaynesville. More than any small business to buckle and she would finally be free. Free to spend an entire night with Sam before returning to Nowhere, Louisiana.
But before that they had to neutralize a necromancer about to invoke something really not nice. Oh, a mere formality, by the way they do Serg was not even offered assistance, and the label wanted Pam vampire die rather than ask for help because that would imply that his master was weak and unable to fend for themselves ... So they hunted
alone.
Fortunately they did not need to go too far. The remains Cromp-Barrett was engulfed in flames and the strange votive altar before the fire was visible enough for them to know they had found.
other hand when preparing to summon a creature unnatural to say the least we could afford not to be discreet.
And Lily Archer was anything but quiet, disheveled, eyes huge, huddled in his great red dress in front of his altar resting on a large basin filled with blood ...
- Damn!
She had just seen Jacqueline gagged and saucissonnée against a tree. Just what he needed, to save a human ... At least it would be an eyewitness to prove she had nothing to do with this delightful ritual sacrifice.
- Take care of Jacqueline and I take care of our apprentice witch, she whispered to Sam before you pounce on its prey. Finally
trying. She could not touch it for good reason, she was visibly enclosed in a protective circle. Frankly she hated magic, a good fight in the mud against a werewolf when you want, but all hocus-pocus with magicians ...
short, she had better find a solution before it finishes its cast because she did not want to see chunks of meat that would result from the charming mixture on the altar. To break the circle

... She looked up to heaven, sometimes it was a bit slow. To break the circle was enough to break the circle of the most literal way possible. She put one knee and raised his fist.
Frankly she hated to do this, first because it was really wrong with the image she wanted to give of herself and then because it was putting the land all over his clothes and even worse under his fingernails! But sometimes he had to learn to sacrifice for a cause. And the least we can say is that because he was at heart.
The first punch shook the earth. The second caused the first crack. At the third stroke the crack broke the circle and she rushed in, grabbed the man without penalty and now in the air with one hand around his neck earthy.
- I think we have not yet been presented. I'm Pam, enchanted.
She smiled and shook a little, looking his legs shake and stir into the void.
- Oh, my poor little you seem very tired. Oh, am I stupid you want maybe I will rest?
His hand continued to shake, ensuring that it continues to breathe but not too much.
- Fear not, dear, I'll leave you alive. His canines were
outputs. What do you expect, it was a predator, this kind of situation so excited, almost by default, it was with bad karma and the eternal beauty sweetie.
- But first I want to know why. The deadly
ceased to move in all directions. His eyes blazed with rage.
- They deserved to die! All! These filthy hypocrites! They all abandoned me! They were supposed to protect me from him and they sent me home telling me not to lie! They deserve to be bled like piglets! Pam
let his gaze wander to Sam who was trying to calm Jacqueline crying, trembling.
- They deserved it! They all left to do! They caught me and made him like a runaway slave. They were all guilty!
She looked up to heaven.
- They let him continue to abuse me! They all knew it was my father and they let him do it! They have earned it! That was my revenge ...
- By the gods my daughter, will you stop whining! I do not care about your life. I've just asked me why put the murder on him.
The flow stopped speaking and looked at her with wide eyes.
- P ... Because you were there at the right place at the right time ...
She let her see her teeth when she smiles.
- First mistake: Never attack stronger than either.
She pressed a little harder.
- Second mistake: do not involve someone else in a murder. The human
planted her nails in the hands of Pam, trying desperately to make him let go.
- Third mistake: Do not blame me.
the human's eyes began to roll in their orbits. She dropped to the ground. She knelt and put his hand under his chin dipping his eyes in those of humans.
- The difference between you and me, darling, is that no one ever found her body.
And she entered her mind as one passes the threshold of his home, destroying everything she found. In this one that does more to hurt anyone and especially not likely to contradict the pretty things she would tell the police.

xxx

She awoke suddenly. Like every night. It never passed by that state of semi-consciousness that characterized the human sleep, she was always the death total sleep to life renewed his immortal body. She let
however enjoy a few moments of calm. She had finally finished with all these problems, more label Vampiric more necromancers, more police
More ... Sam ...
She stretched, feeling her breasts stretching the fabric slightly of her nightie. More ...
Sam
His tongue passed languidly on her teeth.
She was enjoying every second she could with the brunette.

xxx

- Honey, I'm back!
Eric looked up to heaven and sat sprawled in his chair, feet on the desk.
- So how was Wyoming?
Hot, humid, friendly, fiery, biting, playful, tireless, a breathtaking beauty ...
- You would have hated.
Especially this time, the Creator or not she would not have left
Sat - Besides, I've brought a memory.
She put the cooler on the desktop. Eric sat up.
She smiled at him open the lid and frown.
- Snow?
- Hey, at least you can not you complain that this is not done on site.
Former Viking plunged their hands in white powder and finally found the true gift for which she had risked her skin.
Eric looked like a big ruby quail egg.
- I've had the phone Sgt. It starts at the end of the week for Dallas. But Ruby is a nice present.
He smiled at his princess.
- You did a great job Pam. She raised
eyes to heaven.
- As if I could do differently! He passed
pearl headband.
- Remembrance ethnic?
- The proof of the boon which you have the elders of the Wind River Reservation.
He got up and took her in his arms in the twirling.
- Pam what would I do without you?
- nothing more and you eat badly and to grow, not to mention your hair cut that is detestable.
He merely embrace before placing it on the desktop.
- What would make you happy? Anything you want my beautiful ...
a pet. Everyone needs a good mechanic. It could even be bouncer. Or dancer. And then it would be so class ...
- New pumps. And a trip to Paris. With shopping. And you're carrying the packets. I even let you bring something for your mouse telepath.
Eric took her hand and kissed it.
- Anything you want.
She smiled.
- I'll change and then make sure you have not managed to screw up the whole bar in my absence. Eric
only laughed.
She closed the office door and began to undress by going to his room.
She dropped the latest clothes and threw a quick glance in the mirror. Her skin had already regenerated, erasing the marks of the previous night. She opened her closet and looked for an appropriate outfit.
If there was one thing she had learned and that the excluded forever from the exciting game of chess vampire was this: never want what you can not get it. That was what had killed Godric, luckily for her it would not kill Eric, who seemed to have postponed his interest Mouse Stackhouse, but this kind of desires were a bottomless pit that you inevitably brought to mischief bigger than you. Yet it was not someone too stupid and it was his beautiful skin.
She returned to the ice to retouch and restyle her makeup. His gaze clung to the last mark that paled in his neck. His fingers brushed mechanically.
She did not believe in bad karma, but she knew that all creatures desires led to their downfall. Yet it was clearly too good to die.
She tied a red scarf around his neck, spraying a cloud of perfume on his body and cast a last glance at her outfit.
Perfect.
She pushed the bit shorter than the other behind his ear. It was time to go stage. She mechanically took a deep breath, overlaid smile on his face and opened the door. On the dresser
dropped a lock of black hair in a tight red ribbon absorbed the last rays of light before the door closes.

Montreal Iranian Pistachios

[FIC] From Wyoming With Love (True Blood, Pam / OC, PG-13) Partie 1 / 2

Disclaimer: I do not own True Blood nor the universe by Charlaine Harris but I had fun playing with them.
Blabla author : A fic written for the community [info] obscur_echange and a prompt [info] prune_bo that here :
Pam. I love the look "lesbian mega aristocrat" of this character. So I want something rather funny about that attitude. It can be a daily scene, or something longer, which means for example, another female character in the series, or
flashbacks that explores a little Pam in the past, since we did not see I think in the series.
- All other optional details: I do not know if you saw the minisodes recently broadcast on the net with Pam and Eric, but that's really what kind of atmosphere that I exploded. Oh, and it also gives
can do something with the new Veronika Fangtasia dancer. But hey, it's like you feel for other characters, as long as there Pam in this attitude it.
I loved writing this story, I hope you enjoy it as much as me.

Link to Part Two: here





From xxx with love Wyoming.

She did not believe in bad karma. This was just an excuse for modern feel good in abject whimpering and thereby annoy the most people around you. She did not believe, alas it did not mean it did not exist. It was necessary consideration to be eternally beautiful and fabulous.
evidence was sufficient to look at his situation. It was lost somewhere in Wyoming between Thermopolis and Owl Creek, a small country road, at 4 o'clock in the morning and his unfaithful DS had to let go without a sound as an actress of the thirties for falling asleep eternal sleep. And now she had choices to make.
It was winter so the sun would not rise for three solid hours. She could run to its destination and which would ruin his shoes already in disrepair, and his lovely suit, not to mention that this race would inflict his cloak about her hair ... well it was an unacceptable option, which would leave more thirsty. She could use her mobile to call a tow truck, or it could use his phone to tell his Creator all the good she felt about him and his stupid orders.
In addition it was cold!
Okay she no longer felt the cold since she was a vampire, but it was not a reason, everyone knew that these things were psychosomatic, and seeing deer in its delicious boots now to disintegrate in the snow enough to make it shiver all the way and close his fur collar against his skin.
She grabbed her cell phone and despite his desire to insult Eric almost face to face, she simply find the number of a tow truck in Hot Spring County. Afterwards, alas, he only had to wait. Xxx

course abyssus abyssum invocat the wait had been a paradise compared to travel in the tow truck that was leading to what some people dared to call a city. The smell reminded him of his childhood in the Swedish countryside of the sixteenth century, music whose lyrics revolved around alcohol and livestock, a combination that had not changed since the first Greek shepherds, dental hygiene, deplorable and eyes that kept slipping on his forms were enough to make him regret his master and be forced to be mainstream. Add to that the chatter of the village idiot and she wanted to immolate herself as Godric, preferably with as much drama because a diva as she deserved all the melodrama that went with suicide.
frankly what it was it used it has taken centuries to perfect his smile the coldest and most haughty if congenital unable to capture the message she was trying de faire passer ?
— Et vous v’là à Jaynesville.
Elle leva les yeux au ciel. Elle avait beau renier l’existence d’un Dieu elle ne pouvait s’empêcher de tenter parfois de chercher du réconfort, celui de se dire que peut-être la présence d’idiots autour d’elle avait un sens autre que celui que quelqu’un quelque part se marrait à ses dépends.
— Pour vot voiture faudra attendre demain matin que Sam puisse s’en occuper et voir c’qu’y cloche. Si vous voulez j’vous dépose au motel de Randy.
— Laissez-moi deviner, c’est le seul endroit où louer une chambre ?
— Ben ya bien Ma’Connelly who rents a friend of his bed, but it c't'heure the same fire tir'ra no bed.

xxx

The problem today was knowing when to be honest about its nature. Before things were so simple, it was enough to lie all the time and kill those who saw in the lie. Simple and effective. But now ...
Should she tell the receptionist that she was a vampire and so she needed her room the least affected by the sun and especially that nobody comes to bother her during the day? Should she hide the truth? If she had misfortune to come across a fanatic she risked his hide to be direct, but if she did not say anything stupid error could also be because of her.
Or she could go bury in the woods. What
totally ruin her wardrobe and plus it would not even imagine the dirt under her fingernails. Really, why had she left the cities where there was at least a hotel specially designed for customers vampire?
- Good evening. I want your room the cleanest and least sunny. I also want to double the key to the door and I can not bear to be disturbed.
She put two tickets on fifty the counter and pushed them to the receptionist.
- It was well understood?
The eyes of the girl ate her face.
- Yes madam.
She had a satisfied smile. It remains for him to rip up the floor, dig the earth and she could sleep in peace. Certainly, it would have to face her fingernails dirty, but at least it would have a shower and a place to leave her clothes and shoes away. Life was a matter of priorities.

xxx

She did not like winter, but at least this season had the advantage of giving more freedom. At five o'clock she was already up and in the shower while the last rays of the sun disappeared below the horizon uniformly gray snow. At six o'clock sharp
she entered the garage of the single town that prided itself in large letters to be "Sam's garage." His stilettos dripping snow struck the asphalt in a staccato that does not succeed however to cover the cacophony that reigned in the place.
- You must be the owner of the Citroen convertible.
The voice was low and asked, but definitely feminine. She took her time before turning with a smile on his lips.
- Yes.
The garage was nearly as tall as she, which was rare for a woman, finally, less and less, damn evolution of infant nutrition. Obviously of Indian origin she had tied her hair into a braid as thick as his fist hung carelessly over his shoulder. Despite the cold of the garage doors wide open, his blue work was open to the navel, revealing her black bra and simple copper of her skin.
- It either does not age.
Her smile did not waver, and she was content to take a deep breath, immediately dismissing all the smells of the garage before isolating it from the garage. Grease and sludge, soap perfumed with honeysuckle and musky odor that most characteristic of werewolves. She did not feel other werewolves in the area, so it was definitely not a wolf, or else a solitary, but females are rarely left out of the pack, then another species.
- I am Sam, "said the mechanic in his hand.
- Pam, "she replied, letting his fangs appear briefly.
The firm grip against his hand did not change and the vampire's smile grew. This trip would perhaps not completely unbearable. The hand that encircled his was fine but strong and the fingers slightly rough. She always had something for the small staff and it was not against doing so on the black hood of his car and shiny.
But business before pleasure unfortunately.
- So, what happens there? The garage
absently stroked the cover.
- Engine problem, more precisely, one of the two crankshafts is broken.
Pam passed to the other side of the cover, leaving it as his hands hanging languidly on the body perfect.
- Let me guess, find the replacement part will take longer.
- No, Citroen parts, but it will take five days for them to come from France so far and of course it's going to socket.
- Money is not a problem.
Sam and she watched each other while rotating around the car.
- I understood.
- But I need a car today and I guess you are what most resembles a dealer in this picturesque village.
- Five minutes for ID and your driver's license is all that I need.
Just as she loved the small staff: knowledgeable and pleasant to the eye.
Xxx


She was back on the road. Finally, for so we could call a dirt road. But the GPS showed him in a voice unbearable she followed the right path and that in turn left it will finally arrive at their destination.
And indeed, the road ceased finally winding to a stop before a large iron gate.
- It's a joke!
Far away on the small hill drew a small manor worthy of the best vampire movies of the 60s, with dark and gothic sculptures of strange and of course the gate creaked carefully.
- That's why I hate old vampires.
They were all crazy and had a taste for the dramatic sense, either Godric and his sudden phase I met Jesus and I walk in sandals, which had led to its loss, or Sgt and his house straight out of Disneyland. Divas of kitsch, Pooh!
The bell covered with cobwebs that she had to ring the bell harmonized perfectly with the rest of the decor and amused to spot a few gravestones lying around a little lower.
- Want? Surely not
it anyway.
huddled in a French maid costume, vinyl her huge breasts visible through the nearly transparent fabric of her blouse polyester, disguised as a teenager trying to pretend to be major, the poor girl had an air of mediocrity almost pathetic. Fortunately for her, Pam was not in empathy or good feelings.
- I just see Dr. Frank N. Furter.
- is not here.
And sometimes asked why she felt superior to mortals!
- I just see Sgt.
- Oh. The master does not receive anyone.
- He will receive me.
She had mandated his sire and Creator, and would not even Sgt Inappropriate Eric.
- No, it does not receive anyone. It receives only Thursday and it's Saturday.
Exactly what she said, they were all stamped and they loved most annoy as many people as possible around them!

xxx

say it was not the best of moods was an understatement. On the other hand it was stuck in this hole until next Thursday. And for political reasons vampire who left her decidedly unmoved. What was she remained quietly at the bar to deal with tragedies such as the small delay of beer deliverymen and the minor being taken to bleed by some jerk in the bathroom of the club. She did not even have enough Tru Blood on her to take the week. Besides the fact that this morning she had been forced to take his negative B
cold ... She parked next to the Ford garage and ran toward the motel. She had ras-le-bol of its pumps in trashing the snow.
Damn who would have thought that there could be worse asshole of the world or Shreveport Bontemps! She hated Eric for sending him there, she hated having to Eric moved to America, even with Godric she wanted to have created his sire. If had not at least she would not have to wait five days in this godforsaken hole! In addition it would be necessary that she finds another place to stay. No way to spend several nights with too little protection.
She left her keys and opened the door. She closed it immediately and jumped on the roof. From there it passed over the road, landing silently on the roof of a house. And in a few seconds she found herself on the garage. She went down to the back door and began knocking on unleashing a volley of expletives dirtiest and most fat she knew. She heard movement inside and stopped drumming, listening to the sirens of research. But the night was perfectly calm and quiet.
- Not that I like to have an absolutely beautiful girl wanting to go home, but what do you want me.
The garage door was open but his gun was pointed at her. And she would put her hand to cut the balls were made of silver.
- I need your help.
Sam merely raise an eyebrow but kept his gun pointed right in his forehead.
- I ask you to grant me a favor.
eyes widened and Sam dropped his shotgun.
- Oh yeah so!
- Yes, I know, I often have that effect on people here now is what might pass for this? Sat
placed his rifle beside her.
- Or. Samantha Tara Ceeneeteeyoo me 'I grant you this favor Harper.
one quick movement she cut her palm with one of his nails and held out his bloodied hand across the threshold of the house.
Pam put one knee and bit his hand and not put his blood on his own.
- And on my behalf and that of my Lord, me, Pam Infante Eric and I swear to accept the honor.
- That rage and hatred you continue to mine and put in the ground if you failed to honor it.
- That rage and hatred would chase me and put in the ground if I failed to honor it.
The hand still in hers, Sam took Pam to make it stand up. When they dropped the blood had disappeared and their skin does not keep track of mutilation. Sat stood aside to let her pass.
- I invite you to return. Okay, now I need a coffee.
- And I need a drink Tru Blood but I stayed in the car. And nobody sells in your lovely village in the wilds of Wyoming.
- No, Thermopolis should go up to find, and even a supermarket which is a.
Pam groaned with vexation. Sat advanced into the dark house to the kitchen where she began to make coffee. The vampire took place on one of the chairs and looked at the place a look. Formica, made obsolete, it was back in the 70s and the wrong side of the fence ... she hated the country and even more poverty, it was like an insult to his permanent aesthetic sense. The voice of Sam pulled from those depths of sorrow.
- I'm listening, "she said leaning against the sink, near his coffee almost as old as Godric, peace to its non-core.
- There is a body in my motel room. A man, in his forties, I have not really had time to see. The real problem is that I did not feel anything before pushing the door and see him on my bed. No smell does get to the other side of the door and even inside, yet I am not a young vampire. I need your sense of smell and also your knowledge of local wildlife.
- An idea who could do that?
Pam sighed, leaned against the wall.
- I do not know anyone in your corn. Someone said that it will be a good idea to wear hats in the passing strangers who happens to be a vampire. I am surprised not to have even heard the police sirens.
The best would have been surprised to have it leaning over the corpse, a violent altercation with police and bam, it was good for a chase and a terrible explanation of Wyoming with King and his court and remained bound policy would turn the matter and would be punished to the example and reduce the power base of Eric and it may ultimately be that jerk of Godric: completely morte.
— Pourquoi ne pas te barrer ?
Sam souffla sur sa tasse et releva les yeux pour voir un sourire prédateur jouer sur les lèvres rouges et encore parfaitement maquillées.
— Parce que, chérie, personne ne s’en prend à moi sans en pâtir les conséquences, et laisse-moi te dire que l’imbécile qui a fait ça le regrettera pour le restant de ses jours.

xxx

Pam avait préféré passer par les toits, portant Sam sans problème au-dessus du vide. Sans un bruit elles arrivèrent devant la porte.
Pam se concentra mais ne sentit vraiment rien, c’était comme si la pièce devant elle n’existait pas.
- So? Sat
expired.
- nothing either. Yet I feel the fried chicken that the guy ate the 16 tonight and he also left open the bottle of rum.
- Magic, just what was missing in my life!
She raised her eyes to heaven briefly and then opened the door. Sat
ran the blinds before that Pam does not close the door. The darkness was an issue for either one or the other.
- Still no odor. I do not know what the killer has used but it's powerful, I can not even smell the corpse is disturbing. Pam took a pair
Gloves her purse and walked toward the body was lying in the middle of the bed. She raised her head to watch the dead.
- Really not my type.
- Damn! It is the Reverend Parsons!
- Neat, if it is found here I'll be able to have my own stake! Oh, how charming! He has two small holes in the jugular.
She plunged her nails into the tiny wound.
- It has a drop of blood in his body.
Sam was on all fours looking under the bed and trying desperately to feel something. She raised her head.
- As if was killed by a vampire?
- Not at all. There are 5 to 6 liters of blood in a human, and no vampire does not drink much, plus it would be tedious. Even when someone bleeds it inevitably remains. Here he did a drop left. Well I opened the femoral artery so that you can check but I think it's best to leave the state.
She took the time to search his pockets hands nothing strange or interesting fact came out, the life of this man seemed as dry as himself.
- Tell me you have something.
Pam opened the curtains and tried to identify if the window was forced. Not even ... She turned with a sigh. All this was terribly disappointing.
Or not. T-shirt and shorts that Sam used as nightgown was laid on a chair instead of the beautiful mechanic was an enormous feline, leopard, white-haired but much longer walking in the nose piece alert. Pam watched her, amused by the beast. The shock of Eric if it was up to Fangtasia with that leash. "You can keep it, say I promise I'll look! Go, say yes! . She regretted that the glamorous really does not work on werewolves or the fact that it is mainstream prohibits keeping a human or a magical beast in a cage. It would be so beautiful as a picture, it could even coordinate outfits just to go out with ...
She was roused from his fantasy by the transformation of Sam What switch to other types of dreams, she thought she gorging the bare flesh and muscular which met his eyes. Unfortunately she had other big fish to fry.
- Nothing except a faint smell that must belong to one that makes the rooms, since it was also present on the other side of the wall.
course, just his lucky day!
- Where can I get rid of the body?
- The best thing would make him take a turn in the river but it is far away.
- Why do I even asked!
Pam opened the window and began to instruct the body on his shoulders.
- I'll come right home. I hope your cellar is well insulated.

xxx

Ultimately the situation was not that bad.
She left her cup of hot microwave and left the filthy kitchen formica to win the show a little more relaxing for the eyes already. She settled comfortably into the couch, spreading his long body up advantageous arrangements and delicious bath robe so it reveals just the right amount of skin. She grabbed the remote and began to wait for her hostess obviously chosen to work.
She was listening to the pathetic lament by Richard Kelly had left for Jeremy when his landlady finally pushed the door.
She was not alone. Four men, three people in the prime of life and about sixty years that reeked of magic. She did not move an inch, its installation worked to perfection. She saw him stop
suddenly, brutally aborted their discussion, she felt their eyes upon her passing. The eyes of three young remained fixed on her long legs that emerged from his blue bathrobe night, but she knew immediately when old realized she was a vampire. She sniffed happily instinctive fear that emanated from him before he resumed. Sometimes the simplest pleasures in life were the best.
- Oh, Sam, I'm sorry, I was bored waiting in your room so I went down to enjoy the TV, I hope you do not want me?
She clapped her lashes to greater effect, before move his body in a languorous stretch.
- Make yourself at home, please. Sat
sat on the armrest and put an arm around her shoulders. She played the game and leaned against it.
- You do not introduce me to your guests?
She saw the look of the werewolf fall into the neckline of her dress and bath up slowly.
- Pam, let me introduce John Crow Howling Arapaho shaman who, under the pretext that we have the same ancestors think he is welcome in my house as soon as the situation escaped him and he said that a werewolf would be very helpful to the tribe. John, here Pam Infanta of Eric, my guest.
Pam falls on his best smile full of teeth and shook hands with John.
- Magic.
The old looked at his hand as if she was going to suddenly change into a snake and bite him. Pam shrugged and took the opportunity to put his hand on bare knee jeans covered with Sam
- Tara, we must speak.
- I hear you, John.
- Not at this ... creature!
- Either you speak before you leave be my guest my house, old man, these are my words to listen. Moreover I think that Pam will be very interested in everything. She looked
to contemplate the Shapeshifter. What a strange creature she had found in this remote corner, anyway. The old smoked
ears briefly before taking the chair in front of them.
- As I told you, the tribe is willing to pay for your trouble if you agree to hunt the beast.
- A hunt? The shaman
fulminated the eyes.
- Clearly a beast unknown plagued the Wind River Reservation and the elders have said that we should fight fire with fire.
- That's good, I have always loved hunting with hounds. I am happy to join your little dance, and if I get rid of the beast I know my creator and master will be more than happy that I reported a small favor from you or at least a small present. What do you think?
- Tara!
- Pam seems to have much experience, unlike me. I do not really know what you expect, John, it's not because I am a werewolf that I'll necessarily be good at this stalking thing that even you've been able to identify! As well as conspiring with a beast, you might as well make a pact with another kind of demon, great wizard.

xxx
Sat
driving. Having a driver had always been pleasant. Of course since they had come to bury Nowhere Louisiana she had to do without, but it was a pleasant habit that did not lose, sit in the car, remove its file and wait until it happens . Oh, how she would return to a time when she was obliged to do everything itself, if it was the fools who had abolished serfdom in his hands it to shred into small pieces.
She cast a glance at the profile of Sam Really well cut the mechanic was a lot of qualities, the first being his taciturn mood. She detested nothing so much as the stupid chatter of inferiors, some humans seem to think that all vampires had only one desire: to monologues for hours as Lestat low-floor and answer their stupid questions. Or worse when they were really interested in their lives dull and boring.
A panel with a charming smile and Indian colorful informed them they were now on the lands of the Wind River Reservation. The landscape beneath the moon had not changed much rather weak, dry and inhospitable, and as many lights and interest than the distant Swedish countryside she was so happy to leave.
The car stopped in the middle of nowhere and she sighed before pushing the door and set foot in deep snow. Boots sank and she thought of this wonderful invention that was the asphalt. Well at least this time it was not that she was ruining his pumps.
- The last murder took place here. Two tourists were camping a little higher. Sat
began to remove his clothes, throwing them inside the car, a lovely blue Chevrolet that goes delightfully with all her peacock had unfortunately left at home. She looked at the werewolf drop his pants and metamorphose. The snow leopard looked at him before starting to run into the mountain. She had a thought of regret for these beautiful horses hunting the Queen of France gave them when they lived in Paris shortly after the Commune and darted in pursuit of the animal.

xxx

They had spent the night running, patrolling the area to hunt the beast, but every time traces vanished suddenly as though it had disappeared. The size and depth of Pam had not been no trouble deduct she weighed within one hundred fifty pounds of muscle and was at least two good feet, which did not pass unnoticed. Except that the beast was found and not attacking any of the animals from the corner, no elk carcass being devoured by something other than a puma ... She only attacked humans which she left only a few pieces and then disappeared. That reeked of magic.
And it was too magic a blow for Trouperdu, Wyoming. A dark suspicion began to take shape in his head. The car finally came
in the tiny town and Pam had a thought for clothing, dry, hot and mostly wearable that lay ahead. She was grateful to Sam for having lent him an outfit suitable for a long mop in the woods, but this girl had as much sense dress Eric before he meeting, which was really saying something. Better than razor Bill Compton Sookie or the mouse but still well below his standards.
- Oh Gods!
How could she think for one second that things would be so simple? If it looks like she was listening to Sam to make a 180 and continue driving until they arrive in Louisiana. Well of course she would have died when the sun would rise and pass through the windows of the Chevy small but ...
- Good evening gentlemen, what can we do for you? asked her car down.
The police seemed surprised by a moment her smile before picking.
- We would need you to accompany us to the post ... ma'am.
- I'm afraid it is not possible this evening, officer.
She grew up a notch brightness of his smile.
- In case you did not know vampires tend not to like it and the sun will rise in about thirty minutes and I doubt that you have the necessary equipment to protect myself and since I do not want to cause trouble by dying unfortunately under your protection, I'll have to decline your charming proposal.
- John, Ted, good night. Sat
shut the door on the expression of disbelief that read on the heads of two police officers.

xxx

- if she escaped?
- Ted, the winery has only one door and you're left standing in front all day! Pam
stretched, yawning. She did not need to do but it was a habit she never lost, probably because it was pleasant contrast to that of churning butter for hours.
- Hello.
She sent a smile to Sam
- Good evening would be more appropriate.
- The moment I wake up is still worthy of a hello, whatever the hour. If we were to take a nap though, I'll wake you from a very good evening just minutes from sunrise.
- just not to do as the others.
Definitely this girl he liked well, now if she could succeed in getting rid of police, animals, corpses and magicians at liberty to finally make another thing as it would look really nice.
- Hmm ... Miss ...
Norseman - Oh, sorry, you seem to be a reasonable man, tell me at least I have the right to take a shower, I'd be mortified to have to go out in such a state! You know how pretty women, Ted, we can not let others see us without our fireworks.
The policeman thought for a moment the meaning of the sentence before giving permission lip.

xxx

- Do I need to call my lawyer?
- No, miss, we just need to ask you some questions about John and Elizabeth Parsons Cooper.
- Who?
- Where were you during the night of Saturday 20?
- I went to see a friend of my boss, unfortunately he did not receive that evening, I'm back and I spent the rest of the night with Sam Do I need to give you more details?
His smile was obscene and she knew it perfectly. She could see in the eyes of the police spend ghostly images of naked women. She heard clearly and swallowing could almost feel his blood down his pants.
- No, no, it will ... And yesterday?
- Sam and I have done some hiking in the woods, I particularly like wilderness, the pale reflection of the moon on the skin, the feeling of being returned to a primitive state
... Just right for the cop's eyes are veiled slightly and chase fantasies few more seconds .
- Of course when we got back you were here so you can confirm the exact time and Sam will confirm the rest.
He did not ask any other question, and somewhat disoriented let her join Sam who had also finished his interview with police.
She waited until the car has passed the city limits to talk.
- So?
- They found the body of the Reverend in the river and above the lifeless body of Elizabeth Cooper was discovered in his garden, stripped of all his blood with two small holes in the neck.
- Wonderful! And what have they shared these good people?
- Nothing. Elizabeth was a nurse before he retired and the Reverend was the pastor of the corner. They knew like everyone else but that's all.
She looked up at the sky. Already two crimes and no common? She had a mad desire to close this bad plot pseudo police and open a good cloth hypersexué about lewd garage.
- Well, it's a tiny village, how can they have nothing in common?
The look that gave him the werewolf was anything but friendly but she was not ready to apologize for simply telling the truth.
- Nothing. Elizabeth was little temple and I do not think the Reverend has ever been in an accident or otherwise. On the other hand I'm not very focused on the gossip anyway. And even in a little town it is possible to keep secrets when they were part of a satanic sect they hid it well.
She said no, preferring to watch through the window the scenery in complete darkness.

xxx

Even their supermarkets were tiny. As the radius Tru Blood composing it in all and for all of two six-packs she put in the red basket and screaming foul that was only available at the entrance.
The cashier stared at her, mouth agape.
- Want an autograph with my credit card?
God and Creator of the fool to save those rednecks!
- That's why I hate doing my shopping myself!
Sam smiled before licking jam red dripping from his donut. Decidedly
this pleased him very little. His pair of jeans on the cover of glossy blue Chevrolet was the best effect, but she preferred by far the vision of her bare arms and curved deliciously resting on the car. And then there was this animal magnetism inherent in all werewolves who was not displease him.
There was a time when she could have it. Had she had the strength to tame, to impose its will, it would have belonged. His charming and exquisite pet, so impressive and beautiful in society, deliciously warm against her naked body ... Why had they done their coming out?
- Sam, but what fun!
Another nuisance. Why all the old felt fine at this point in the power of pomade and enamel diamond? And the UV in the middle of nowhere-in-snow! Besides it was more teeth than a monkey at the zoo ...
- Mr. Cromp-Barrett.
- Come on Sam, I have already asked you to call me Dick. The werewolf
remained insensitive to bright white smile and sat up in a position almost aggressive, tense muscles.
- Certainly.
His face was void of emotion but the caller did not seem to feel them.
- And your lovely girlfriend?
- Pam Mr. Cromp-Barrett, M. Cromp-Barrett, Pam presented does with a small hand gesture.
The old beau artificially hauled out his hand, revealing his watch overpriced. She suppressed a growl, it was better not to upset what should be one of the richest and influential men in this backwater. She forced herself to reach out.
And almost immediately withdraw it. She restrained herself, however, and was content to slip quietly into the personal space of Sam
- Nice to meet you, Miss Pam.
- Magic.
The smell was mild but who had already felt unforgettable, earth and rot, the fragrance sickening of the body. Fortunately she was wearing her gloves and the temperature outside could explain its lack of heat. Now it was just that she avoids talking too much so it does not realize it was not fog.
- Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Barrett Cromp-but we need to go. Good
small, it definitely would make an excellent employee.
If she had been human she would have sighed with relief when the car passed the sign indicating the exit of Thermopolis.
- Let me guess. It is the richest man in the region and he has his little mansion family in town or nearby and every time you see it you drag and you can not stop you want to break you as far as possible?
- You draw cards equal or is one of those powers that vampires are not talking about in the newspapers?
- Have you ever noticed the smell of earth on him? Sat
shook his head.
- It's a necromancer. By dint of working with cadavers smell clings to them.
- Why did you tried to hide behind me?
- I preferred to avoid it being aware of what I saw and your smell it made an impression, you were the perfect cover.
- It makes you scared?
- No, but I prefer not to take risks, some necromancers can handle vampires. After all, we're just animated corpses, simply bypass the spirit of the vampire to animate the body in its place.
- Said like that it looks like child's play.
- fortunately not so, there must be a sacred power to block the link and the human body is low then most of these necromancers end up falling asleep at the wrong time or just fade and ... let's just say that their end is anything but fast and without pain.
- And if the necromancer is vampirize?
- Then he lost because a young vampire is forced to obey his Creator.
- It does not keep his powers?
- Yes, but it's very rare, much too dangerous to other vampires. I have met only two and one of viv ...
It was as if the sun had risen in his brain, making the truth glowing like a torch.
Serg ...

xxx

They were not descended from the car five minutes they heard the howl of terror. This time Sam's clothes would not survive but she did not seem to pay attention. They arrived like the cavalry, just in time, the panther-garou throwing himself on the beast to keep it from tearing the throat of his victim. Pam cried humans to run and also threw in combat claws out.
Mother Nature did not create this beast here. No need to put his hand to be cut to knowledge, no creature could move with just a few bones and scraps of flesh still on it. And those red eyes allowed you to immediately understand that Hell did exist and that God had anything to do with his time than to hear your prayers desperate.
They is not doing too badly. No, really, Sam was a fucking good hitter and Pam knew what she was worth. The only problem was that we had trouble damaging a pile of bones held together by magic, then certainly she had managed to spray one of its legs but it did not seem to really disturb the Beast, it gave him just a strange limp while bearing down on you all fangs open.
Fortunately for them, after a good thirty minutes of frolicking the beast disappeared. Just like that. One moment she was on Sam trying to break his column and now according ottoman, nothing.
Sam had a change of clothes in the car which was a shame but at least that way they would not be arrested for public indecency. The old shaman
should suffer from insomnia because he was still standing at this time.
- Z'avez seriously need to work your magic defense. I thought that you guys you were all Native Mode guardian of magic and traditions gnangnangnan.
Ok, she had gone a bit much for a first sentence, but what do you, she always had a sharp tongue, was the main reason they had tried to burn it after all. Well, that and the fact that it cut the grants this fucker sheep Thorkel.
- The Beast should not return that night, but both tourists will find it difficult to describe it to authorities. Sat
went live on coffee, she clearly knew the house was like home.
- A beautiful fucking Lich not really what we see on the Discovery Channel even very late at night. Any particular reason why a necromancer would terrorize the reserve?
His esteem for the old man went up a notch when he began to think seriously the question. She hated people who questioned his skills just because it looked like a woman and blonde to boot.
- Our numbers have seriously declined recently and the government is seriously considering reducing the reserve and sell certain lands.
- It's like an episode of Scoobidoo! Decidedly
strongly it breaks this bad show and she returns to her life of desperate but incredibly sexy barmaid in Fangtasia.
- As much as I reveal the end right now, the big bad is not the janitor, but the rich-Cromp Mr. Barrett. Bien sûr la police ne risque pas de l’arrêter pour ça, alors maintenant votre problème c’est de trouver ce que vous allez faire de l’info.

xxx

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Friday, November 5, 2010

Cleaning Old Pop Bottles

[ FIC] What's best in life (Glee, Puck / Kurt PG-13)

Title : What’s best in life
Rating : PG 13 (to be safe, there are some glistening muscles described after all).
Pairing : Puck/Kurt
Genre : Humour
Spoilers : up to 2 : 01
Disclaimer : Glee is property of its authors. I own nothing except CDs.
Summary : Finding a badass musical is hard but Puck will find it or die trying.
Warnings : Use of very heavy and old metaphors and puns.
Author notes : I am French and English is not even the foreign language I speak the most fluently so I apologize in advance for any mistake or strange phrasing you may find. Luckily for my awesome beta ( [info] sevenswells ) is awesome. But I would be honored of any comment you might want to add and any offer to help me get this fic better.
Author notes 2 : The link for the awesome musical here used may be found at the end of the story.
Word count : 1695.



Life was made of two mutually exclusive categories : badass and lame. And Puck was a badass (seriously, have you seen his guns?), and since math was equally badass (because true badasses get rich and when you’re rich you count money, so there) he was aware of what “mutually exclusive” meant.

So in the badass category there were things like nunchakus, sex, Mohawks, extra-spicy chicken wings, sais, all of the Mario games (no Super Princess Peach was not a Mario game, dude if the title does not say Mario the it is not a Mario game. What are you, stupid?), rock and roll, monster trucks… Well you see the drill.

In the lame category… Let’s just say musicals naturally belonged to this category (people singing and dancing about their feelings on sappy melodies? Be serious!), it didn’t matter how anyone would argue, musicals were as not-badass as could be.

So when Schue gave them this stupid assignment for each and everyone of them to perform a song from a musical… Well, he had wanted to punch teachers before (and acted on it sometimes), but never Schue… until now.

But he was working on impulse control nowadays so.

He accepted the challenge for what it was.

He would find a badass musical or he would just skip glee. Problem was, if he did that he would end up with all the bitches from hell yapping at him : Rachel we’ll-never-be-ready-in-time-for-regionals Berry, Aretha aw-hell-to-the-naw Mercedes, Quinn will-you-please-grow-up-and-take-responsibility Fabray and let’s not forget Santana I’m-having-a-bad-day-so-I-will-castrate-you-using-only-my-teeth Lopez…

So he would find a badass musical or he’d die trying …

***

“Okay, kids, who wants to go first?”

“Mr. Schue, Puck’s already on stage,” Artie pointed out.

“Oh, great!” smiled Schue, pleased that one of his pupils was so eager to follow an idea he provided and show them his performance.

So while Schue smiled and waited for the show to begin, the rest of the gleeks, save for Rachel musicals-saved-my-life-so-why-not-yours Berry, were quite nervous about what was going to hit them. Puck and musicals, seriously? What was he going to sing? “The internet is for porn”?

At least it would suit him. Well of course “I feel pretty” would suit him even more but it just didn’t fit the kind of self-image the jock wanted to project so Kurt decided would keep this little joke safe in his own head. He needn’t any facial surgery, and was quite fond of his face the way it was: perfect, thank you very much.

And Kurt snorted quietly while some noise onstage informed them that the last preparations were being made, and he buried himself a little deeper in the very comfy auditorium chair. The architect must have remembered long and awful school plays he had no doubt been through before picking those plush chairs for the place.

The light went out in the auditorium and a little bit of bewildered excitation settled upon them during the brief silence before the music began.

It began with drums and had quite an epic vibe to it. Still, it was nothing Kurt could replace although he prided himself on being quite the musical geek. How come this was something he’d never heard before? Maybe it was an Israeli musical, he wouldn’t put it past Puck after all.

And the lights went on and Kurt’s jaw dropped.

For there was Noah Puckerman, his arms and chest nude and glistening with oil under the lights, long brunet hair beneath his helm, weird furry things around his waist and painted on leather pants, pushing a wheel of some sort in the middle of the stage.

“Another day,
Walking in circles
Haunted by memories, I push on this wheel.
I pray to Crom
Grant me revenge
And help me to answer the riddle of steel.”

The voice was low and with an accent he couldn’t quite place, but it was completely lost on him as he couldn’t really take his eyes and his mind off of the muscles rippling beneath glittery skin as a half-naked Puckerman continued to push his wheel.

“A shy little boy,
I couldn't protect them
Helpless and timid, as weak as a girl.
They butchered my people, the dogs ate my father
My mother beheaded, they took my whole world.”

There he abandoned his wheel and raised his gorgeous, solid, powerful and sparkling arms to the heavens.

“Crom, where is the wizard who killed my mother?
Still, I can recall his terrible gaze.
Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you're my god then show me the way.”

A symbol appeared in the back of the stage but it was lost on Kurt who only had eyes for the new replacement of his dear Muscle Magazines. Who was now taking a sword and thrusting it with a lot of entrain through a series of football dummies.

“I'm on the path, chopping up bodies
Hacking and slicing, and look at me now.
With loyal friends joining my party
Each step I take I'm fulfilling my vow.”

There appeared Brittany and Santana dressed like they were in a Xena episode (and god did he hope they were not about to perform from the infamous musical episode, oh wait he wasn’t thinking of that because his mind was filled with Puck’s semi-nude body, but if he had been in a cognitive state that’s what he would have thought no doubt) and began singing the chorus.

“Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women!
Hear the lamentation of the women”

The choreography was… well, he was a gay teen of course he enjoyed seeing a partially nude man playing with a sword even if it was not very graceful nor artistic at all.

The last verses were repeated but it didn’t bother him. Was it him, or was it starting to get hot in here?

“Crom, show me the wizard who killed my mother.
True I've never prayed to you before.
Still, what would I give if you could help me see this through?
And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!”

God those arms, and those bracelets showing off his muscles… Kurt was in need of some fresh air and a new brain because this one wouldn’t work, oh and new eyes too because the one he had wouldn’t obey his will for them to stop figuratively licking Puck’s body.

“Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you're my god then show me the way.
Anyaaah, gnyaaaaahyaaaayaaaaa Yaaaaa ah aaaah ahhh”

Okay, he didn’t exactly understand why Warrior Princess Santana suddenly crushed Puck’s hand beneath her heel but, it was nonetheless quite an attractive view, especially considering the way he stuck his rear in the air… God he needed a cold shower right about now!

“I swear this wizard will fall 'cause
This has begun
They murdered them all, I'm the last one
I issue the call, revenge for my mom,
I pray to you Crom!”

The music had soared to its climax, Puck raising two swords in the air. Compensating, much? Kurt allowed himself to giggle during one of the brief moments where his mind temporarily forgot to keep drooling on Puck’s glistening chest.

The music softened.

“Crush your enemies,”

The scantily clad cheerleaders arranged themselves at the warrior’s feet.

“See them driven before you,”

He struck the pose, muscles taunt.

“And hear the lamentation of the women.”

The curtain fell on a wave of applause.

“Dude, that was the coolest musical in the universe!”

“Awesome! Conan’s the best of Schwarzenegger’s movies!”

“Wow Puck, that was…”

Schue was a little at loss for words so Puck finished for him while jumping off the stage.

“Badass.”

He smiled at the girls who were all checking him out and threw himself in the chair next to Kurt.

He raised an arm… and smelled his armpit. Kurt scrunched his nose.

“Ew! Could you please refrain from smelling yourself in public?”

“Come on princess, I’m sure my manly odor has you panties in a twist.”

Kurt snorted at him and turned his gaze away.

“Oh, by the way…”

He leaned closer to him and the smell of sweat and the body heat was suddenly overwhelming and Kurt felt himself grow red.

“I’m in the business of rescuing princesses so if you need me to free you from Lord Hugemouth’s clutches I’m here. I can also handle snakes and get rid of virginities. I’ll even let you pick up my big sword, princess…”

The leer, the weird way his eyebrows danced on his face… Kurt didn’t know how to respond: a good right hook, a yell, getting up and slamming the door, giving the cold shoulder, releasing Mercedes on him?

He was spared a response by Rachel downright-annoying-but-boy-she-can-sing Berry who started belting off, and decided to ignore the rude barbarian. The incredibly muscular, manly, sweaty, half-naked, hot barbarian Who Was leaning Against HIM In The Darkness Of The auditorium ...

God, He Was going to regret this ...

"So, want to find out about The Two Snakes Facing Each Other?"

The warm low laugh didn 't make falter Rachel On Her goal song Schue glared at' em in a very teacher-y way Before going back to historical favorite star.

xxx

The Wonderful So Totally fitting for this awesome Fanmade video is here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

Anamated Tec Picturs Bast On Nails

Theme 7, Bleach, Mayuri: Shut up

Title: Hush
Author / Artist : [info] uathann
Fandom: Bleach
Character: Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Rating: PG-13 breaking everything
Subjects 7, died of strangulation / hanging
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Tite Kubo, I'm just passing through and I do not win in that text. : D



Once is not custom, Mayuri Kurotsuchi is in great spirits. The atmosphere of carnage, the bodies scattered, mingled with the smell burnt blood and its environment as welcoming as the most sophisticated laboratories. Arrancars carcasses on which he puts his hand would do dance of joy, if it was more urgent to remove organs and samples before they disappear: they are modified , s, but you never know, and this opportunity is not wasted. The desert sand is soft beneath his sandals, and his step is quick, almost dancing. He knows he has done well to follow the reiatsu residual Kenpachi: not one but two bodies Espada he discovered in his footsteps. One whose reiatsu is the most strong door to his chest a gaping wound that is more than likely the cause of his defeat. Mayuri jubilant: the open mouth of the Espada lets see his tongue, and she is number five. The hole whence the chain of life, before the specimen becomes a hollow, is strangely placed, Mayuri and welcomes more have discovered the individual.

"Hm, it's strange, I can not see any vital sign, but the specimen still has a low emission of reiatsu. Nemu, go see what state is the other, and if it is numbered. And be quick about it!
- Yes, Mayuri-sama.
- It seems that this big brute of Zaraki has not completed his opponent ... I did not know quite subtle agonizing to watch anybody. It may have more potential than it looks. "Mayuri

sampled skin near the wound primary. The skin resistance is fascinating, and forces him to use two scalpels before obtaining a sufficient for their research.

"So how is the other? Does he really think I'll do it myself?
- He's dead, Mayuri-sama.
- Oh? Long?
- I do not know, Mayuri-sama. "

Mayuri sniffs with contempt.

"I wonder why this kind of response still surprises me. You'd probably be more useful by cleaning in the laboratories.
- My apologies, Mayuri-sama. What should I do with the body?
- They take away both. As apparently they do not disappear, I will perform an autopsy comparable "

It is impossible for him to finish his sentence: one false that dying Espada was still just slightly open his throat, cutting her literally speaking. The energy he felt no need to use to protect themselves-finally avenged a little, just a bit-his Fracción. Mayuri emits a rumbling sinister door and surprise her hands on her neck, her eyes wide open. In shock, he fell to the side, began to frantically searching for a vial in his haori regenerating serum. He did not have the time: in an instant, Nemu is on him, and she fervently applied first aid. His two hands pushing those of his father, and exert pressure on the wound that great unfortunately compresses the airway. The pain, the shock that accompanies vagal injury, hemorrhage and inadequate intake of oxygen prevents the scientist to defend themselves against the care provided by his vice-captain.
Before losing consciousness, he has everything just enough time to feel humiliated by the irony of the situation.